Category: Abducteez
Description: When you're low to the ground but high on life, there's only one motto that fits: "Born to Be Long." This skate-shredding sausage dog isn’t just cruising the pavement—he’s rolling through life with maximum chill and minimum clearance. With his bandana flappin’, shades reflectin’, and tongue out like he just saw bacon, this wiener on wheels is living proof that long boys do it better. Warning: Wearing this shirt may cause spontaneous smiles, tail wags, and the urge to ollie over ordinary.
6.1 oz./yd² (US), 10 oz/L yd (CA), 100% ring-spun cotton, 30 singles
Garment-dyed for that lived in feel and almost no shrinkage at home.
Soft ring-spun cotton fabric with 100% cotton threads
Relaxed fit
Topstitched, classic width, rib collar
Shoulder to shoulder twill tape
Signature twill label
Made With Respect Proud member of the U.S. Cotton Trust Protocol
Made with OEKO-TEX certified low-impact dyes
Our clean pigment dye colors are salt free
$19.99